In our perpetually “offended” society, some women’s groups are outraged (OUTRAGED I tell you) that Kraft would DARE use a shirtless man to pitch salad dressing.

So let me get this clear. It’s perfectly OK to use scantily clad women to sell products to men, but a shirtless guy selling salad dressing to moms is out of bounds?

What happened to equality? The right to be exploited equally in our society is part of our Founding Fathers’ dream. I may have read that part wrong.